So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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