Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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