jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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