piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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