I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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