"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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