So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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