Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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