physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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