I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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