never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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