so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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