so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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