we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Randomize
