big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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