check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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