but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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