god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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