i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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