I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
that may or may not have been my penis.
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