how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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