Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
