How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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