Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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