Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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