stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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