I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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