Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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