i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i dont even know how to be here
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
