): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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