Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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