I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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