chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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