Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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