the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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