come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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