North Korea, Best Korea!
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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