i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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