wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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