Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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