You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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