Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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