After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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