I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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