after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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