I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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