my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Do plants get herpes?
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