if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
