I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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