If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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