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(314): View more from Missouri

He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.

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(224): View more from Illinois

get to allyx's house asap

(312): View more from Illinois

Ok is everything ok

(224): View more from Illinois

Yeah, theres just lesbians

(312): View more from Illinois

omg yes on my way

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(940): View more from Texas

he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend

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(719): View more from Colorado

That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.

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(631): View more from New York

he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader

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(609): View more from New Jersey

he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.

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(917): View more from New York City

i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough

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(248): View more from Michigan

you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"

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