I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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