; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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