I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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