what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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