i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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