The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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